Recipe: Caramel Apples

We’re racing out the door to go charm the residents of Bear’s nursing home, but I wanted to make sure I got this up for you before I left. I’ll write out the recipe when I get back from the party, but if you need a way to keep your kids occupied in between school and trick or treating, may I suggest… Caramel Apples!! Put those anxious and sugared up hands to work making even more sugar!

Happy Halloween everyone!!

Tutorial: Spooky Bird Diorama

Bird on a Wire Diorama
Do birds freak you out? Just me? Well, obviously not just me since Hitchcock made a movie all about how freaky birds are, which I’ve never seen because they creep me out. One by one birds are lovely little expressions of freedom, but in a group, menacing. So I wanted to make a little Halloween diorama celebrating that creepiness.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 1
I am really not a great painter, so don’t be intimidated. The secret to the gradated background is by using a Floating Medium. I picked out four different colors ranging from navy through gray and down into a pale ice blue. Starting with my darkest color I dipped my brush in the floating medium and then into the paint and painted a stripe. Repeat that for all four colors and let the floating medium work the colors into one another. It’s kind of a magic effect.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 2
Use a dry paintbrush and go over the paint one final time to blend in any brush strokes and give it a feathery look.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 3
While that dries, make your birds. You can really use any kind of clay that you can harden, but I used an air dry clay.  Pinch off a small piece and roll it into a ball. With one hand, pinch to make a head.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 4
Then with your other hand, push in to make the back and tail.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 5
Give it any fine tuning necessary and let it dry.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 6
Paint the birds black if necessary, but if you use black polymer clay and bake it, you can skip this step.

Halloween Diorama Tutorial Step 7
Drill two small holes in each side of the inside of the frame. Glue an end of wire inside each hole. Then glue your birds onto the wire.

Bird on a Wire Halloween Decoration
I love the bleakness of that sky up against those birds. So spooky. Did you know that a collection of crows is called a murder? A murder of crows. How are we not supposed to be terrified by them?

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DIY Star Wars Halloween costumes

We love to dress up for Halloween, and we love to dress up as a family. And I also like to incorporate Atti’s wheelchair into the look. Which means that Halloween requires a lot of creativity. This year ended up being surprisingly simple.


This might be the best thing I’ve ever made. A toddler R2D2 costume for a little boy in a wheelchair. Try and avoid squealing. You won’t be able to do it.


So obviously if Atti is R2D2, then I have to be Princess Leia, and you can too. I made you this video to show you how easy it is.


And then I can’t leave out Bear, especially when his costume is the easiest. Han Solo only needs a vest and boots. It’s so simple!

These costumes are all so easy, and none of them require patterns. They’re perfect for a beginning sewer and you’ll feel like a stud when you tell people you made them all yourself.

Tutorial: Halloween Decor – Broom Parking

Broom Parking

I go so crazy in my holiday decorating that there are really no surfaces left to decorate. Every table has a centerpiece, my mantle is filled to overflowing, and there’s barely a place left to set a drink. But that’s not going to stop me, oh no. Not by a long shot. I’ve already got two Halloween trees filling up corners, but I wanted to make something slightly smaller scale for the corner of the entry way.  Something that could stand up by itself and fill in any old spot that’s looking less than festive. This “Broom Parking” display is the perfect thing to put right by the front door for any guests needing a place to stash their transportation.

 

Broom Parking Supplies

You’ll need:

Two wooden plaques. One large enough to be the base, and the other decorative to be the sign.

Two wooden dowels. Mine measure 3/4″ x 3′

Two spools of tulle.

Paint

A drill and bits

Ribbon

Rubons

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 1

Start by painting all the wood pieces black. Once the plaque you’ll be using for your sign has dried, I painted it with a coat of crackle medium. This will give my sign the cracked paint effect I want to make it look older and spookier.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 2

While the crackle paint is drying, take your base and drill two holes in it. The paddle bit you use should be the same size as your dowels. Don’t drill all the way through, just about 3/4 of the way through to make a pocket for your dowels.  I drilled one of the holes straight down, and the other I drilled at an angle to make the brooms lean against each other.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 3

Use a whole lot of wood glue and stick those dowels into their holes. I used a matte varnish to add a bit of polish to the broomsticks, and to give it a bit of texture I let the varnish drip and splatter so it would look like more than just flat painted dowels.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 4

Meanwhile you can finish your sign. To get the best crackle effect, use a lot of paint and work quickly. You only get one coat so you need a heavy application, and once you start to see crackling happen you shouldn’t touch it. It won’t crackle twice so slap on your paint and leave it alone.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 5

With the paint dry you can finish decorating the sign. I painted a black border, used rub-ons for my lettering, and then drilled a couple of holes through the top and used a ribbon to act as the hanger.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 6

Cut your tulle into pieces roughly 18″ long. About 1/3 of the way up the broomstick, start hot gluing the tulle around to act as the bristles. Be very careful with the hot glue, it will pop right through that tulle and burn the crud out of your hands. Put pressure above and below the glue until it’s cool enough to touch. Keep adding tulle all around the broomstick, mixing the colors as you go.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 7

Keep adding layers until you have some good volume, and the stick can’t be seen. If it get’s too bulky around the top, add some pieces underneath just a little lower down.

 

Broom Parking Tutorial Step 8

Glue one end of a length of twine to the top of your tulle and wrap it around a bunch of times, then glue the other end to the tulle. Use more hot glue to glue the sign in place by first gluing the ribbon on to the top, and then gluing the back of the plaque onto the broomsticks.

Anything confusing? Well then here, watch this video I made for you!

Skeleton Crew Cross Stitch Finish

Skeleton Crew Crosstitch

All of my OCD struggles over the last few months have proven productive in exactly one respect. My crosstitching has gotten a lot of attention.

Here’s how it looked the last time I showed it off, when I only had a few hours into it. Since March that’s just about all I’ve worked on in the evenings, letting that repetitive stitching and counting soothe my jangled nerves.

I think there’s a potential scientific study in the effects of needlework on obsessive disorders. Every time I’ve met someone with obsessive tendancies, especially the teenagers I knew who self-harmed or struggled with disordered eating as a component of obsession, I have begged them to get to the stitching aisle. It has worked wonders for me.

Pumpkin Crafting disaster

Dollar Store Pumpkins
Just in case you thought that every idea I have works out the first time I try it, I present the following Halloween tale…

All around the crafty blogging world I’ve been seeing pumpkins covered in some cool object or another. Pumpkins covered in fabric, covered in thumbtacks, covered in buttons, it was all over the place and I loved every one of them. When I came across these little pumpkins at the dollar store, I thought I could surely find something interesting to cover them with.

And right there in the dollar store was my answer. A whole endcap filled with glow in the dark sticks. How cool would a pumpkin wrapped in glow sticks look guiding trick or treaters to your front porch. Very cool.

Glow in the dark pumpkin fail
Unfortunately, I couldn’t get the glowsticks to bend enough to take the shape of the pumpkin. I tried glue, I tried sticky dots, I tried every configuration of little pieces I had, but they refused to conform to my will. Finally I thought of pinning the sticks to the styrofoam pumpkin, but then all the glowy liquid leaked right out.

Glow in the dark pumpkin paint fail
Trying to make this project work no matter what, I started painting the glowy liquid on, despite all the little pieces of glass that come from inside the tubes. The liquid wouldn’t dry and was a total mess, and then I finally realized that they actually just make glow in the dark paint.

That way would have been much easier.

Burlap Topiary

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I love the geometric simplicity of a topiary, but I never have a traditional one around my house. Covered in greenery it is just far too classic to fit into my midcentury style. But at the holidays, all bets are off.

Last Christmas, sadly before the advent of Pinterest so I’ve totally lost track of the author, I saw a Christmas ornament decorated with squares of burlap. It’s been living in my head ever since, and now I’ve re-imagined that idea for a topiary I can love, and that works perfect for my fall decor.

Burlap Topiary Step 1
You’ll need three dowels about 1 ft. tall. I bought a pack of six dowels already cut to size at the craft store. So they didn’t just look like dowels, I took a warm brown acrylic paint and watered it down to create a wash. Now they look like cinnamon sticks to me.

Stick the dowels into a 6″ styrofoam ball and glue in place. I also glued the sticks together for even more stability.

Burlap Topiary Step 2
Cut a whole mess of burlap into rough squares. The wider the variety, the better it will look. Coat the styrofoam ball with glue one section at a time and stick the burlap down with a pin through the center. Pinch up all those raw edges to keep them out of the glue.

You can play around a bit to see how you like the burlap to look, but I found that spacing the squares out a little looked best to me. By packing them in tight you lose a little of that random look and don’t see as much of the burlap weave.

Burlap Topiary Step 3
When you’ve got the whole ball covered in burlap squares, shove the other end of your dowels into another styrofoam piece. What piece you choose will depend on what you’ll be using as a vase for your topiary. This small column was thin enough to fit my vase, but a wider piece will provide more stability. Use glue to make it secure, then glue into your vase.

Burlap Topiary Step 4
Use moss or some kind of basket filler to cover up the styrofoam. I went with this gray green moss because I had it on hand and I liked how the color worked with the burlap. You don’t want something matchy-matchy.

Burlap Topiary Step 5
Use a beautiful grosgrain or satin ribbon and tie a great big bow just below the burlap ball. I hot-glued this in place so it didn’t slide anywhere.

Burlap Topiaries
I made two of these topiaries so I could flank my spooky tea service, but they’re so perfect for autumn that I’ll be able to leave them up all the way until the Christmas trees come out.

Spooky Spell Book

Witch's Spell Book

Sometimes inspiration is very inconvenient. I was so proud of myself for finishing all my Halloween projects so early in the month. The costumes are ready, treats have been sent, decorations have been made, and then, at the last minute, I got this little nagging voice in my head prompted by a thick hard cover book I picked up at the dollar store. The voice would not listen to me when I said I was done with Halloween crafts, it insisted I get to work. Luckily it didn’t take me very long.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 1
The hot pink cover of my dollar store book did not really say “Witch” to me, so I picked up some black vinyl I got out of the remnant bin and started to cover it. You could use any of your favorite glues, but for this project, I used artist’s gesso. Mainly because I had it on hand and you’ll need it a few steps from now. Glue your cover to the book, and wrap the ends towards the inside.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 2
Cut away the extra vinyl from the inside, and cut slashes into the spine to create a flap that can be folded over the top of the book and glued to the inside cover. I cut off some of the corner so I had less to glue down. Fold the corner in, and then the flap over towards the inside so that you’re wrapping it neatly like a present.

For the vinyl on the spine, cut the extra off neatly, right next to the book.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 3
Use more gesso to stick the first page of the book down to cover up your vinyl edges.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 4
Open to the middle of the book and pick a page with a lot of uniform text on it. Roll a few pages towards the middle to make the edges curl.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 5
Paint the whole thing with gesso. On the pages you’ll need to cover some of the type, but on the edges, that’s what will keep the pages stuck together so you can have the spell book perpetually open. Try to keep those curled edges from flattening.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 6
Paint the edges of the book with gold acrylic paint, and paint the pages brown. I watered down the paint and then wiped it off to get a ragged, aged, look.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 7
You can make up whatever spells you want to, but if you’d like to use mine just download them below, print them out, and glue them into the book. I printed them on vellum paper because I loved the old fashioned look of it, and used a spray adhesive to stick it in place.

Spell Book Tutorial Step 8
I don’t know if I’ll ever have this displayed in a way where the cover is shown, but just in case, I did a little messy heat embossing for a beat up look.

Witch's Spell Book
When it was time to come up with the spells to include, I thought about what spells a witch would need to consult the most often.
True Love Spell
To Remove Warts
Just click on the link and hit print and you’re all set to make your own book full of spells. Maybe I should have included one to make inspiration come when it was more convenient for me.

Spiderweb Pillow Slipcovers

Spiderweb Pillow
I love bringing a little holiday festivity into our living spaces with some seasonal pillows, but when you decorate as much as I do, storage becomes a problem in a hurry. Half of my garage is filled with Christmas decorations, adding a bunch of pillows would take up more space than I have. But a small square of fabric? That I can do. So the answer was to make a seasonal pillow that my everyday pillows could fit inside.

Spiderweb Pillow Step 1
First you have to decorate the front. Since these pillows are going in my spooky cream and black room, I thought spiderweb pillows would be perfect. Cut a square of black fabric big enough to cover the front of the pillow you’ll be stuffing. A little roomy is better than too small, so cut it generously. Leaving at least a good inch of allowance in case you need to take it in a bit, fill the square with the spiderweb design. I used a silver thread and went over each line two or three times to get good visibility. Start by making two X’s in different directions, dividing the fabric into 1/8th’s.

Spiderweb Pillow Step 2
Then connect those segments by sewing swooping, messy, lines across them. The messier you do this, the better it will look, since nature, but especially spooky spiders, is not perfect. Skip the occasional segment, don’t have the ends line up, make this look haphazard and it will look great.

Spiderweb Pillow Step 3
To make the back, cut a piece of fabric the same width as the front, but a couple of inches wider. Cut this piece straight down the middle and insert a zipper. Trim the back piece as necessary when finished, so it matches the size of the front all over.

Spiderweb Pillow Step 4
I added a ruffle to my pillow by creating a long strip of the contrast fabric, 4 inches wide. Double it over with the wrong sides together, and match the raw edges to the edge of the pillow front, pinning the pillow back piece on top of that. When it’s time to turn a corner, cut a slash in the seam allowance and stretch it open, being careful to pin the ruffle out of the way of the seamline. You don’t want to sew your ruffle to itself.

Open the zipper a bit before you sew, then sew all the way around the edge of the pillow, turn it right side out through the zipper, and put your usual every day pillow inside.

Spiderweb Pillow

So often my holiday decor looks a little unbalanced as all the decorations go on the flat surfaces and all the soft parts of the room are left nakedly unfestive. Now I can make pillows for every holiday without needing to rent a storage unit.

 

Toddler Tweed Blazer

A little Doctor
With how adorable kids clothes have become over the last few years, I thought that finding a wee little tweed blazer would be easily achievable. I was totally dead wrong. I searched from one end of the internet to the other, and I only found one, incredibly expensive, designer blazer that I couldn’t rationalize, no matter how cute it was. And I couldn’t really stomach the thought of making a blazer from scratch with all those time consuming tailored details, only to have Atti grow out of it in a few months. So a wardrobe refashion was my only option.

Tweed Blazer Step 1
I found a wool tweed blazer at the thrift store, and the first thing I did was wash it. Not dry clean it, actually send it through the washing machine. This has 3 important benefits: 1) it removes the thrift store funk 2) removes any starch and sizing that will get in your way, and 3) it felts the wool and shrinks it, making it a bit smaller but also able to go through the washing machine from now on. I don’t know about you, but buying anything for a pre-schooler that has to get dry cleaned just seems beyond a waste of time to me. Removing the starch will make the lapels floppy, which is good for our purposes.

I used a jacket that fit Atti to get some rough proportions. You can see I’ve got quite a bit to remove here.

Tweed Blazer Step 2
Using a seam ripper, carefully remove the sleeves and pockets. You will use all these pieces again, so do your best not to rip or stretch the fabric.

Tweed Blazer Step 3
Cut the jacket to the proper length. With all that starch out of the collar, you can reshape it. I took the lapel up as far as I could get away with and steamed and ironed it into it’s new shape. I pinned the front of the jacket together to hold it closed while I worked on the rest of the alterations.

Tweed Blazer Step 4
Once you take the sleeves off, you’ll be amazed at all the stuff inside the jacket. I cut all of that right out. Stuffing, lining, shoulderpads, I got rid of it all. For a busy little toddler I need as little structure as possible, so that means all the structure of this jacket had to go. BUT! I didn’t want to mess up the collar or lapels, that’s why I was going to the trouble of altering, after all, so I left enough of the lining to support the collar. To prevent fraying I just sewed a little zigzag stitch around the edge.

Tweed Blazer Step 5
Turn the jacket inside out and cut the sides until you get the proper width. Sew the sides together.

Take the sleeves that you removed and cut them smaller in the length and the width. I cut off extra at the shoulder so I didn’t have to redo a cuff. Sew the new seam shut, then recut the arm hole to fit your smaller arms. If you’ve never set in sleeves this might seem difficult, but you can always use another shirt as a guideline.

Sew the pockets back on the front in their higher position, making them smaller too if necessary, hem the bottom of the blazer, and add your buttons and buttonholes.

Little Doctor
You might be able to tell from this tutorial, but I was super relaxed about this project. It being for a Halloween costume gave me that license, but I was really glad I took it easy instead of fussing over every little measurement. On a grown-up this slapped together blazer would look horrible, but on a little kid it couldn’t be cuter. Kid’s clothes shouldn’t be fussy anyway, I think a non-fussy approach to a very traditional blazer may just make the cutest thing I’ve ever put on my little guy.